So there I was, walkin' along, in search of a delicious yet nutritious lunch, when I got catcalled by this really pretty girl. A really pretty girl who, in addition to making that ridiculous "ow!" call which is apparently meant to suggest that the object of said call is painfully hot, yelled out "hey sexy!" as she leaned out the passenger's window of a black SUV.
I was far too perplexed to be offended.
I mean, do I look gay? Not that there's anything wrong with that. (God, that joke has officially become a cliche. Sadness.)
Anyway. Chicks dig me, and that's all. The End.
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