There's a small child in the store named Grammer. I'm sure of the spelling, because his backpack is monogrammed. He's a cute kid, and quite well-behaved; however:
Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. That may be the worst name I've ever heard.
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4 comments:
We're sitting around the table, totally agreeing with you....and then Carrie says: "Hmm, I wonder if it's their last name."
Which is a very good point. But yes, if his first name, it's a very, very, sad condition.
Josh
I thought of that too - maybe he's related to that dude on Frasier! - and then I heard his mom call him Gram. Then she got mad and called him Grammar, plus his middle and last name. So it's just a sad condition.
I mean, Grammer. I can't even mispell it (in?)correctly.
the poor kid. poor grammar. grammer. whatever. his life is going to suck.
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