1. A rat atop a cat atop a dog, who was being lead around on a leash by its owner. The cat and rat sat perfectly still while dog and owner wove through the maze of motorcycles.
2. The Christian Coalition of Motorcyclists, who trudged through the heat bearing wooden crosses (I still say they were hollow inside) and signs saying "Got Jesus?"
(I desperately wanted to follow them singing "Always Look On the Bright Side of Life," but I didn't. Because I suck.)
3. A man with "TANK" tattooed across his beer gut, who totally checked me out.
4. A woman wearing her underwear and bra with silver knee-high hooker boots, her hair styled like Cleopatra's.
5. Two children asleep in a little red wagon, being pulled down the sidewalk alongside a row of motorcycles.